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name | Toddy B.
codename |
Photo-negative
Coltrane
weapons | Alto &
Tenor
Sax, Keyboards
skills | Sax
in the day, sex at night
Toddy B. blends his
roots of jazz and funk into the omnipotent force of SK, wielding alto
and tenor saxophones as his weapons of choice. If you're lucky, he'll
even whip out the Roland keyboard. 'Tis a bloody battle, and no other
jazz musician quite compares to the likes of this stoic yet fresh sex
machine.
This man pushes grooves on
listeners
much like the way in which an insecure sexual deviant, clad only in a
trenchcoat, forces an unsolicited (albeit brief) public view of
his
genitals on unsuspecting bystanders. From sweet, romantic
melodies to vicious loops of horn
hip-hop...from gentle cascading scales to ear-piercing blurts of sonic
symphonics...it's no wonder why this man is known as the Photo-negative
Coltrane of the new millennium.
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