07.22.10 | New gigs at the National Underground and Uncle Charlie's Lounge... New gigs!
03.19.10 |
Spaztikolon returns to the Bitter End this May! Plus, new gig at Uncle Mike's...
12.15.09
|
A fire at 66
Easton Avenue you say? Never heard of the place. Check it
11.17.09
|
To the dismay of many Brooklynites, the Williamsburg Music
Center
gig scheduled for 12/12 has been canceled due to changes in venue
management. For the record, the booking contact swears it had
absolutely nothing to do with the "late summer Spaztikolon molotov
cocktail incident" that took place only centimeters from the
establishment's front door. 05.02.06
|
Sneak
preview of the upcoming Spaztikolon album now available!
Listen to the new single
Island Chains
on the Sweet Sounds NYC Studios website, and behold a total loss of
muscle control and self-awareness...
05.01.06
|
Megger
and company prepare for the much-anticipated SK Storytellers
sessions at
Horace Greeley High
School's
Seminar Day.
Clearly, the relentless campaign to contaminate the youth of America is
moving along quite nicely.
03.16.06
|
Alas,
recording and mixing are complete. Another notch in the butt
of the sniper rifle that is Spaztikolon. Now for a little
decoration and packaging. We remain on point for a late
Spring/early Summer release extravaganza, so dust off your disco outfit
and spit-shine your sh*tkickers.
02.12.06
|
The
third album takes shape. Benny Ill and company at Sweet Sounds are
treating us well. We just laid down 9 tracks and are
preparing for the mixing phase. The plan is to release the
album in May, at which time we will knock your socks and genitals clean
off with our new sound...
01.13.06
|
Behold, Spaztikolon
prepares
to embark on their third journey into the recording studio! 9
ear-numbing tracks are slotted for inclusion on the new CD, which the
SK Players look to release
in the Spring. The
Questionable Press, who proudly brought you the memorable and
emotionally disturbing images from db and
Hypocriticket, is slotted to return for the new
album's theme and artwork.
09.22.05
|
Sarc
here. We've holed ourselves up in a post-apocalyptic
rehearsal space in Jersey, conditioning ourselves and our new music for
an eventual trip back to the recording studio. In the
meantime, we're putting together a few gigs for late Fall, where we can
test our latest concoctions on your unsuspecting ears.
09.20.05
|
Yes,
the SK Players are still alive and breathing. A few random
sightings were reported during the late summer, and a blurred
photograph from a reporter in Beijing captures what appears to be all
five members surfing the Asian Brown Cloud. More news to
follow.
05.31.05
|
Big
D comes in human form, but his sperm is superhuman. As of
today, he is once again a father...this time to a beautiful baby boy
who goes by the name of Joey Rocco. Huge congrats to la
Famiglia di Ragazzo and the future bloodline of SK!
05.20.05
|
Our
comrade Master Chief McTiernan has recently excavated the Lost
Spaztikolon Discography. His findings are now available for
limited public viewing, until they are deliberately lost once
more.
Check it
04.25.05
|
Don't
wait until you're threatened...come see SK live at Giorgio's this
Saturday night! It's a sinful shindig hosted by none other
than Danny Rockett and his Bad Teenage Moustache.
02.28.05
|
Thanks to the SK fans, friends and family who made it out to the
Tsunami Benefit show last month. Your donations, combined
with your alcohol consumption, helped save others' lives while
concurrently shortening your own.
01.01.05
|
Happy New Year! Make this one count.
No more unfulfilled resolutions. This time, you're going all
the way. It's easy. You can start by sending a
personal check in the amount of $10,000 to Spaztikolon, Inc.
By the way, that's not a suggestion. It's an order.
08.04.09
|
Fall
gigs posted today, and more to follow...
04.07.09
|
New
gigs posted! Paul
Colby's The Bitter End (6/13) and The Underscore
(7/23).
03.20.09
|
Behold S-Kamera
2.0 and
recalibrate your reverence for the technological brilliance behind
spaztikolon.com (you may also need to recalibrate your virus protection
softare, and perhaps schedule an STD screening while you're at it).
01.01.09
|
Happy
New Year to cretins
large and small.
08.01.08 | Artists, fans, and comrades
everywhere...do the world of independent music a much-needed favor and BOYCOTT
THE CRAP OUT OF THE 169 BAR
here in New York City. You'll never see us back there again,
and
we hope you follow suite. (However, we do foresee an eventual
sequel to 66 Easton Avenue.)
05.08.08
| Three
shows in two weeks...hell
has not only frozen over, but the devil's making yellow snow cones and
they're pretty damn tasty.
03.22.08
|
The
quaint town of Chappaqua has overturned their ban on all things
Spaztikolon, and the renowned SK Players plan for a return to the
Horace Greeley High School Theatre on May 29th. Initial
preparations for SK Storytellers II (and the
continued corruption of America's educated youth) have quietly
commenced.
01.01.08
|
Happy
New Year and belated Season's Greetings from your friends at the SK
Ranch. 2008 promises to be a successful, eventful, and
fame-filled year for your favorite entertainers. It may also
turn out to be a decent year for Spaztikolon.
08.19.07
|
Spaztikolon requests
the honor of your presence at the greatest turd-tossing
musical event of the year!
07.04.07
|
There's no better way
to celebrate Independence Day than to dispel the nearly-true rumors
that Big D was leaving the band to pursue life as a Texan.
The scare is over, and SK lives to offend another day.
Incidentally, if Big D ever scares us like that again, he's out of the
band.
07.01.07
|
New August gig
posted...way uptown, way up your alley.
04.27.07
|
Spaztikolon
prepares to pay homage to the greatest non-commercially successful band
since the discovery of bratwurst metal...Das Thundrschitz!
12.15.06
|
New
S-Kam updates! Follow the SK Players through their adventures
in Sweet Sounds studios, in the form of blurry pictures and painfully
verbose descriptions.
Check
it!
11.28.06
|
When
was the last time you sat down with a tall glass of absinthe and
enjoyed the new album? Even if you answered "just last
night", it is highly likely that you need to sit back down, fill up
that glass, and listen again. Listen!
05.25.06
|
Behold
the new album!
SK, Inc. is now available in many wondrous
formats: Stream directly in mp3 or m4a (for you iPod
junkies). However, be sure to purchase a physical, tangible,
corporeal copy of the CD at the next gig as a show of your unwavering
reverence of the five-headed deity that is Spaztikolon.
Check it!
08.23.06
|
A
long-lost high school buddy recently wrote Toddy B. He now
resides in Korea, and has this to say: "What a
coincidence it is! You are playing the sax in 'Spaztikolon' and I am
working in a company named 'Kolon' here in Korea. 'Kolon' means 'Korea
Nylon'. It is the oldest and biggest textile company in Korea. The
abridged 'SK' is one of the chemical and textile company in Korea, too.
SK company has begun from textile but now it is the biggest oil and
mobile telephone company in Korea.
Shall I
compare thee to a summer's day!
"
06.25.06
|
The
fallout from Seminar Day has begun. Hear what Megger's
favorite student (and, ironically, sound guy for
SK Storytellers) has created in his copious free
time, and never again question the influence that SK has on young
adults worldwide.
Listen!
04.19.05
|
Last
night at rehearsal we were pleasantly surprised to receive a visit from
former SK Player, Crazy DG! Big ups to the man himself, for
hanging out and jamming with us as we rekindled some SK classics like Pissinajar
as well as some Crazy DG originals like
Doing, Being Judaism (The Ralph Macchio Song).
We had a friggin blast, old-SKool style! Molti grazie, duder.