07.22.10 |  New gigs at the National Underground and Uncle Charlie's Lounge...  New gigs!

03.19.10  |  Spaztikolon returns to the Bitter End this May!  Plus, new gig at Uncle Mike's...

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.15.09  |  A fire at 66 Easton Avenue you say?  Never heard of the place.  Check it

11.17.09  |  To the dismay of many Brooklynites, the Williamsburg Music Center gig scheduled for 12/12 has been canceled due to changes in venue management.  For the record, the booking contact swears it had absolutely nothing to do with the "late summer Spaztikolon molotov cocktail incident" that took place only centimeters from the establishment's front door.

08.04.09  |  Fall gigs posted today, and more to follow...

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4.07.09  |  New gigs posted!  Paul Colby's The Bitter End (6/13) and The Underscore (7/23).

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3.20.09  |  Behold S-Kamera 2.0 and recalibrate your reverence for the technological brilliance behind spaztikolon.com (you may also need to recalibrate your virus protection softare, and perhaps schedule an STD screening while you're at it).

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1.01.09  |  Happy New Year to cretins large and small.

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8.01.08  |  Artists, fans, and comrades everywhere...do the world of independent music a much-needed favor and BOYCOTT THE CRAP OUT OF THE 169 BAR here in New York City.  You'll never see us back there again, and we hope you follow suite.  (However, we do foresee an eventual sequel to 66 Easton Avenue.)

05.08.08  Three shows in two weeks...hell has not only frozen over, but the devil's making yellow snow cones and they're pretty damn tasty.

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.22.08  The quaint town of Chappaqua has overturned their ban on all things Spaztikolon, and the renowned SK Players plan for a return to the Horace Greeley High School Theatre on May 29th.  Initial preparations for SK Storytellers II (and the continued corruption of America's educated youth) have quietly commenced.

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.01.08  Happy New Year and belated Season's Greetings from your friends at the SK Ranch.  2008 promises to be a successful, eventful, and fame-filled year for your favorite entertainers.  It may also turn out to be a decent year for Spaztikolon.

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8.19.07  Spaztikolon requests the honor of your presence at the greatest turd-tossing musical event of the year!

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.04.07  There's no better way to celebrate Independence Day than to dispel the nearly-true rumors that Big D was leaving the band to pursue life as a Texan.  The scare is over, and SK lives to offend another day.  Incidentally, if Big D ever scares us like that again, he's out of the band.

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.01.07  New August gig posted...way uptown, way up your alley.

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4.27.07  Spaztikolon prepares to pay homage to the greatest non-commercially successful band since the discovery of bratwurst metal...Das Thundrschitz! 

12.15.06  New S-Kam updates!  Follow the SK Players through their adventures in Sweet Sounds studios, in the form of blurry pictures and painfully verbose descriptions.  Check it!

11.28.06 
When was the last time you sat down with a tall glass of absinthe and enjoyed the new album?  Even if you answered "just last night", it is highly likely that you need to sit back down, fill up that glass, and listen again.  Listen!

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5.25.06
  Behold the new album!  SK, Inc. is now available in many wondrous formats:  Stream directly in mp3 or m4a (for you iPod junkies).  However, be sure to purchase a physical, tangible, corporeal copy of the CD at the next gig as a show of your unwavering reverence of the five-headed deity that is Spaztikolon.  Check it!

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8.23.06  A long-lost high school buddy recently wrote Toddy B.  He now resides in Korea, and has this to say: "What a coincidence it is! You are playing the sax in 'Spaztikolon' and I am working in a company named 'Kolon' here in Korea. 'Kolon' means 'Korea Nylon'. It is the oldest and biggest textile company in Korea. The abridged 'SK' is one of the chemical and textile company in Korea, too. SK company has begun from textile but now it is the biggest oil and mobile telephone company in Korea. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day! "

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6.25.06  The fallout from Seminar Day has begun.  Hear what Megger's favorite student (and, ironically, sound guy for SK Storytellers) has created in his copious free time, and never again question the influence that SK has on young adults worldwide.  Listen!

05.02.06  Sneak preview of the upcoming Spaztikolon album now available!  Listen to the new single Island Chains on the Sweet Sounds NYC Studios website, and behold a total loss of muscle control and self-awareness...

05.01.06  Megger and company prepare for the much-anticipated SK Storytellers sessions at Horace Greeley High School's Seminar Day.  Clearly, the relentless campaign to contaminate the youth of America is moving along quite nicely.

03.16.06  Alas, recording and mixing are complete.  Another notch in the butt of the sniper rifle that is Spaztikolon.  Now for a little decoration and packaging.  We remain on point for a late Spring/early Summer release extravaganza, so dust off your disco outfit and spit-shine your sh*tkickers.

02.12.06  The third album takes shape.  Benny Ill and company at Sweet Sounds are treating us well.  We just laid down 9 tracks and are preparing for the mixing phase.  The plan is to release the album in May, at which time we will knock your socks and genitals clean off with our new sound...

01.13.06  Behold, Spaztikolon prepares to embark on their third journey into the recording studio!  9 ear-numbing tracks are slotted for inclusion on the new CD, which the SK Players look to release in the Spring.  The Questionable Press, who proudly brought you the memorable and emotionally disturbing images from db and Hypocriticket, is slotted to return for the new album's theme and artwork.

09.22.05  Sarc here.  We've holed ourselves up in a post-apocalyptic rehearsal space in Jersey, conditioning ourselves and our new music for an eventual trip back to the recording studio.  In the meantime, we're putting together a few gigs for late Fall, where we can test our latest concoctions on your unsuspecting ears.

09.20.05  Yes, the SK Players are still alive and breathing.  A few random sightings were reported during the late summer, and a blurred photograph from a reporter in Beijing captures what appears to be all five members surfing the Asian Brown Cloud.  More news to follow.

05.31.05  Big D comes in human form, but his sperm is superhuman.  As of today, he is once again a father...this time to a beautiful baby boy who goes by the name of Joey Rocco.  Huge congrats to la Famiglia di Ragazzo and the future bloodline of SK!

05.20.05  Our comrade Master Chief McTiernan has recently excavated the Lost Spaztikolon Discography.  His findings are now available for limited public viewing, until they are deliberately lost once more.  Check it

04.25.05  Don't wait until you're threatened...come see SK live at Giorgio's this Saturday night!  It's a sinful shindig hosted by none other than Danny Rockett and his Bad Teenage Moustache.

04.19.05
  Last night at rehearsal we were pleasantly surprised to receive a visit from former SK Player, Crazy DG!  Big ups to the man himself, for hanging out and jamming with us as we rekindled some SK classics like Pissinajar as well as some Crazy DG originals like Doing, Being Judaism (The Ralph Macchio Song).  We had a friggin blast, old-SKool style!  Molti grazie, duder.

02.28.05  |  Thanks to the SK fans, friends and family who made it out to the Tsunami Benefit show last month.  Your donations, combined with your alcohol consumption, helped save others' lives while concurrently shortening your own.

01.01.05  |  Happy New Year!  Make this one count.  No more unfulfilled resolutions.  This time, you're going all the way.  It's easy.  You can start by sending a personal check in the amount of $10,000 to Spaztikolon, Inc.  By the way, that's not a suggestion.  It's an order.