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pledge of the hypocriticket the hypocriticket | (hypocrisy ticket) serves to enhance the quality of life by setting an example in your community - in accordance with constitutional rights - to enforce the laws, maintain the peace, reduce fear, and provide for a safe environment. every citizen preserves the right to possess and issue a hypocriticket whenever the urge is felt to voice public protest and disgust towards the misuse and abuse of authoritative power. or, just for the hell of it. the hypocriticket exists as a communication conduit, amplifying the voices of those oppressed by the norms, rules and regulations established to govern existence, predominantly when those laws are used as weapons of mass deconstruction. police brutality, racism, discrimination, chauvinism, exploitation, censorship, dictatorship, governmental and corporate bureaucracy, secret political agendas and unjustified aggression are but some examples of this abuse and misuse of power. the meter maid is clearly yet another. it is with the hypocriticket that the everyday citizen can finally speak out against such violations of human rights, and of the trust placed in the power holders, lawmakers and rulers of planet earth. let spaztikolon show you the way of the hypocriticket, and you will experience enlightenment in ways previously unfathomed by halfwits and geniuses alike. the "do as I say and not
as I do" policy will no
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