name | Danté
codename | Big D
weapons | Drums, Percussion, Vocal Chords
skills | Mach-12 pasta toss

One of the original founders of the well-oiled machine that is Spaztikolon, Danté is believed to have mob connections like Pacific Bell has phone connections. A precise and scientific musician, this Sicilian thoroughbred can be found pounding his DW drum kit, Sabian cymbals, Roland TD-7, or own medulla oblongata on any given afternoon. Capisce?

Big D utilizes every ounce of his musical knowledge and philosophy during the creation of each scrotum-bashing beat. His mad dance, ska, funk and punk concoctions synergize like a company owned by Ted Turner. Moreover, this man adds a fourth dimension to the harmonious yet offensive vocals of SK by singing as he plays. Plain and simple, if you don't appreciate this man, then you don't know stugots.

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