name | Christopher
codename | Megger
weapons | Vocal Chords
skills | Rapid-fire alcohol consumption

Feared across the nation for his ability to drain bottles of Maker's Mark (a.k.a. "Chris Killer"), Megger leaves nothing in his trail but soothed ears, outraged parents, and a used box of hair-dye. Often seen preaching his unique philosophy of life and fashion, this Janis Joplin reincarnation fills out the thick harmonies of SK like Aretha Franklin fills out an evening gown.

Chris adds the top-end harmonies and plenty of attitude into the womb of Spaztikolon, importing all the knowledge of a full-fledged diva at the zenith of her menses. Supermodels gawk, fashion critics run for cover, and homosexual millionaires throw money for peeks. This guy is known to flat out chug a bottle of something containing any amount of alcohol and proceed to verbally barrage an audience of admirers. Ladies, get your shit together!
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